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Created on 2006-11-02 16:43:57 (#11524023), last updated 2008-11-07
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Basic Info| Name: | deusxxmachina |
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| Location: | Lansing, Michigan, United States |
BioAArgh, I SO hate writing these things. I either come off sounding like some egotistical new-aged kook or a jaded, angsty artist of the brink of suicide. And I'm neither. But I'll tell you what I AM: Silly, playful, spontaneous "willfully retarded" to quote David Mamet, adventurous, a lover of new expiriences, bitingly sarcastic, able to turn a quick phrase and shoot you in the gut before you've even realized there's something wrong. A shameless flirt, a shocking eavesdropper, a poet, an artist, a pretty damn good lay. A mindless slave to my ever expanding shoe collection, a great cook - hell, I'm Donna Fuckin' Reed - well mannered (in front of your mom), well read and frighteningly intelligent (and I've got the documentation to back it up).
I think it's safe to say that Jennifer is just not for everyone. I'm a muthafucking big (5'11, people!), bold, angry, brick-throwing, feminist dyke Russian-American princess. I can kick your ass. If rollercoasters have signs that say "You must be this high to ride this ride", I need to get one that says "You must be brave, intelligent and articulate to ride Jennifer".
I think it's safe to say that Jennifer is just not for everyone. I'm a muthafucking big (5'11, people!), bold, angry, brick-throwing, feminist dyke Russian-American princess. I can kick your ass. If rollercoasters have signs that say "You must be this high to ride this ride", I need to get one that says "You must be brave, intelligent and articulate to ride Jennifer".
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activism, art, b movies, being a bitch, being rimmed, biting, bitter exgirlfriends, bloodsport, body modification, bondage, boobies, boozebag bar sluts, break-up sex, bunny rabbits, caffiene, canabalism, cans of spam, cartoons, chicks with dicks, clubbing, cooking, creme` brulee, crucifixion, cunt, cynicism, dancing like a freak, dyke culture, eating pussy, exhibitionism, existentialism, fat activism, feminism, fetish, fresh boxes of crayons, fucking, fucking with people's heads, geeky science fiction stuff, general mayhem, getting lost on purpose, girl watching, go-go boots, goth girls, graveyards, hard liquer, horror movies, horseback riding, hothead paisan, inappropriate touching, japanese culture, killing stupid people, kissing girls, kitty cats, lap dances, laughing, leather daddies, literature, making people cry, masturbation, matinis, mom jokes, monkies, moral dilemas, muppets, music, mutilation, necrophilia, nuns, ocd, opera, organic foods, performance art, piercings, pills, pin-up girls, playing on monkeybars, poetry, political incorrectness, pro-choice, probiotics, protesting, punk rawk grrls, putting babies on spikes, rainy days, reading, revenge, road trips, salad forks, scaring children, sexy knickers, shibari, shoes, sin, slut ethics, slutty t-shirts, spankings, spanky pants, sucking pvc cock, superfluous nipples, sushi, taking naps, tattoos, telling lies, the cure, theatre, tickling people, tribadism, vegetarianism, voodoo, white chicks with dreadlocks, whoredom, yoga
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